My favorite pencil memory is when I lent a stub of a pencil to a friend in high school. He sharpened it real good and gave it back to me the next day. During the handoff, though, it stabbed me in the palm and stuck there. I remember staring at it for a moment before realizing that I should panic; then I shook it out. I still have a gray mark there. Pencil tattooed me.

wow, hardcore Skep out here with an edgy pencil tattoo

here's a poem about a pencil: https://worldwideshen.yorniq.xyz/writing/pencil and here's my bit list of answers: https://worldwideshen.yorniq.xyz/about/100webmaster#other

neigh!

lol that reminds me of a time when i dropped a pencil on the floor in my room but my hands were full of whatever else i was carrying so i didnt stop to pick it up. ended up totally forgetting about it but was rudely reminded of it when my bare foot found it. it jabbed right into the side knuckle part of my big toe and i had to pull it out. it hurt for a few days but i had the pencil mark for several years

oh my lil brother also has a pencil tattoo! when we were little, doing homework together, i was tapping my pencil (tip down) on the table and he was tapping his palm on top of the end of the pencil. i turned the pencil around, thinking it was funny but also he was tapping much slower and i thought he would surely have time to stop. well he didnt see it and got stabbed......

Personally I come to your website specifically for the pencil content. Never change.

You're in luck. It's all pencils all the time from here on out

I have a pencil palm tattoo, too. I was trying to get a pencil out of my desk in second grade and it must have been jammed in a spot because it suddenly yanked free and stabbed me right in the middle of the palm. I don't think I even told my parents, for whatever reason. Should we start some kind of gang?

Pencil nostalgia is good nostalgia. Nothing beats a perfectly sharp Ticonderoga.

love the tank top!! and the fringe would be fun to mess with throughout the day. a built-in fidget toy, if you will.

It's so much cooler that you made your own. Love it!

That looks great! The embroidery turned out fab, even if it was a pain to do.

so cute.

sadly no new toasts, just updates to my toast rankings

FUCK

sorry, sorry. I just really like toast

a new toast poast is in the works for some time between now and 2055

That Avocado one looks fire!

here's a crazy wild toast: toast with butter

also i am suprised... no spaghetti with beans and toast? as in cooked spaghetti not that canned stuff.

that sounds horrific lmfao

Not as odd as you'd think! I've seen it at least more than once

you NEED to get on peanut butter + fried egg + sriracha toast

that seems like a prank. but i might try it

that's a good combo with asian rice noodles so it might work on toast but it does sound a bit cursed

two camping mishaps in a long line of camping mishaps

This week's Furbish translation relies on acceptance of "bay-bee" as the word for "baby." My personal opinion is that this translation is dubious at best, so take this one with a billion grains of salt before you wish your Furby friends happy birthday

Tearing up at Kah boh lay-lah

An important phrase for Furbys, who received a mixed welcome as immigrants to Earth

just your quarterly reminder of my pencil

Maybe we're going about this the wrong way. Maybe instead of finding the pencil, we just need to find Jerry.

That pencil is really really cool I can't lie

because of reasons, we can't ask jerry.

Who said anything about *asking* Jerry?

GoFundMe for a psychic detective?

perhaps, in the search to find the pencil, we will find ourselves

heartbreaking case. my condolences to the victims loved ones

LOVE the 'i want to believe' pencil poster, best of luck with the case 🫡

- I'm gonna look in every bag of pencils I see at the thrift store from now on - I'm gonna jump Jerry

Can’t afford a psychic detective but maybe an Etsy witch would help 🤔 I gotta admit the mere THOUGHT of hunting down my middle school nemesis to confront him about stealing my pencil is making me SQUIRM lmfao

I have a shoebox full of novelty pencils at my mom's house and I'll check for you the next time I visit