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My local theater added a Digital Circus Finale showing at 11 in the morning that is completely empty. My PTO at my job has not run out. I have an opportunity to watch this at the funniest time ever
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vinum-sabbathi's avatar vinum-sabbathi 3 weeks ago

Watching TADC with my fat cigar laughing uproariously every time the funny king guy is on screen like Cape Feare.

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oscarspage's avatar oscarspage 3 weeks ago

watching it like that don draper reaction pic

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shpeck's avatar shpeck 3 weeks ago

"Aha, I am quite fond of this bunny character"

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tabf5 updated their site.
3 weeks ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 weeks ago

Updated sticker counts, added some buttons... and for the first time in a while, a new entry on the /100 page!

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coffeeplant's avatar coffeeplant 3 weeks ago

THANK YOU!!! I am so honored. I love my little guy!!! :D

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 3 weeks ago

wait? when did you revamp your home page??? (w update btw)

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 weeks ago

@underwhite I didn't revamp it, I added a custom preview thumbnail to it! It was meant to celebrate the launch of the Main Works page I posted a week ago. Here's a page that explains how you can make your Neocities profile have a different thumbnail than how your homepage actually looks: https://control-neocities-thumbnail.yorniq.xyz/

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That Mount Rubicon story was beautiful. I love the callback to the main page background :D
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 weeks ago

Thank you so much dude!! I can't wait to make and share more with you and everyone

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Oh brother. So someone emailed me asking for free stickers, and kept trying to add delivery instructions to it about throwing it on a balcony. I explained I can't have the mailman do that, but was then told to make sure the address was correct. After I mailed the envelope the person finally mentions they're trying to get the stickers past their parents and says again to throw them on the balcony, ignoring what I said
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 weeks ago

Can't believe I gotta put a rule on the Free Stickers page about this, but I will not send stickers to your house if you don't have permission to order them. This kid is gonna get in trouble with their parents

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barndoors's avatar barndoors 3 weeks ago

wait you dont hand deliver everything?? what have we been paying for!! im giggling so hard..miss days like that

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scornfullest's avatar scornfullest 3 weeks ago

yeahh i kinda understand their situation, ive no access to order anything online so i never dare enter any free stuff things to get it delivered to me because i don't want to explain myself to my parents, but id never ask someone to try to sneak a package past my parents lmao

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rusty-bytes's avatar rusty-bytes 3 weeks ago

Note to postal worker: please throw stickers on the roof in the style of Walter White throwing a pizza

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 3 weeks ago

if I order some can you tape them to a brick and throw them through my window? I has to be at night because my parents are asleep and I don't want to wake them up. k thx

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figurea's avatar figurea 3 weeks ago

okay but i’m still allowed to ask you to mail a sticker to 225088 gonggong right

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keysklubhouse's avatar keysklubhouse 3 weeks ago

Must be a fairly young kid to think that'd work, too. Weird.

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

note to postal worker: arrive at 225088 gonggong at exactly 3:00 PM. take the first right and look for a traffic cone. when you see it, walk up to it and meow quietly. my middleman will give you the address you'll have to go to next. when you arrive you will meet an elderly woman. the codeword is "cement". if she responds "carrots", give her the sticker, close your eyes, and let her escort you. if she responds "maggo

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 3 weeks ago

t", leave immediately. it wasn't meant to be

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lentil-brainworld's avatar lentil-brainworld 3 weeks ago

note to postal worker: you HAVE to do the hokey pokey and turn around before delivery.

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 3 weeks ago

What does he think this is? Paperboy on NES?

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tabf5 updated their site.
3 weeks ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 weeks ago

Small update: I pulled the MC-101 from the Device Museum and put a pretty big rant on the PO-33. Long story short- if you've ever heard of music grooveboxes or hardware samplers and they sound even slightly cool, be very very very careful to not catch G.A.S.

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naomiisback's avatar naomiisback 3 weeks ago

I love the absurdity of the unc meter in my group we refer to some people as "yunc" like a young unc

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barndoors's avatar barndoors 3 weeks ago

the pocket operators are so neat. GAS is real, i got my knockout and had it for a month before copping the tonic...then the op1..then a 404...then my mpc... i dont even make cool music man wth

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 weeks ago

@barndoors EXACTLY man, it's crazy how addicting it can be to just collect them. I had to write the thing I did to hopefully convince my future self not to bother with new gear lmao

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 weeks ago

@naomiisback Heh. Yuncle. funny word

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encounters-ltd's avatar encounters-ltd 3 weeks ago

i have the Pocket Operator sub, arcade, and office (this was back before they ramped up the price to like 99 for the arcade?? it's not THAT versatile like the K.O.). i've had fun using them for music in the past but i am definitely stopping myself from buying the rest; teenage engineering's practices disappoint me

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encounters-ltd's avatar encounters-ltd 3 weeks ago

(plus it's probably way easier for me to just use openmpt than bog myself down in synths HEHEH)

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Is anyone having issues with Neocities? If so, are you on Firefox? I'm on Brave and haven't had issues so far, but the amount of people saying they see errors is spiking unbelievably. ------------------------- UPDATE: It's not the browser, it might be happening to European users only. See comments below
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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 4 weeks ago

ayup, throwing some 500s here n there and im on firefox (and stubborn)

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

To be clear I dont want to fault anyone using Firefox, I was just wondering if that was the cause. Someone else confirmed in another post that it's NOT Firefox-related, I just have no idea why I haven't seen the errors myself yet

brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

firefox. ive been seeing 500s recently as well. first it was secure connection errors, now its those AND 500-codes

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

You know what- it might be related to one of their CDN nodes. (https://status.yorniq.xyz/) The common factor I see in everyone posting about the errors is that they're in Europe

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 4 weeks ago

for science: im served from frankfurt

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 4 weeks ago

also frankfurt. they might be having some mad issues

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 4 weeks ago

currently served by amsterdam and so far havent had issues since yesterday (idk which node i was with then), wonder if it is linked to frankfurt?

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kanandraw's avatar kanandraw 4 weeks ago

What did europeans users do.........,.,.

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psittacism68's avatar psittacism68 4 weeks ago

I was having some issues here in Europe (Belgium). So I logged in via a VPN (connected to the US), and it seems to be working now.

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pacrobat's avatar pacrobat 4 weeks ago

cloudflare outage in germany https://radar.cloudflare.com/outage-center probably related

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I'm so excited to make a story/audiobook/novel/whatever for the other tablings now! They're going to be the testing ground before I attempt even bigger stories (with taller characters.) Thank you again everyone for all those wonderful messages about Mount Rubicon and the Main Works page!! Neocities is literally the best place to be
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elwind-cervus's avatar elwind-cervus 4 weeks ago

I'm so excited to see what other stories you have in store!!

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 4 weeks ago

IM LITERALLY SO EXCITED AND I CANT WAIT FOR MORE!! I LOOOVE SEEING HOW PPL CAN TELL STORIES IN HTML

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 4 weeks ago

I can't wait dude I'm in love with what you created :]

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 4 weeks ago

Can't wait for more!!! :D

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dabu18's avatar dabu18 3 weeks ago

Oh my goodness, I just watched it on the site and it’s amazing! Very high quality too. I look forward to seeing more and congrats on getting it done!

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Do you have a site button yet? I can't find it if so
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ruztbug's avatar ruztbug 4 weeks ago

not yet, ill lyk. I really liked your story time btw!

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

thank you!!

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tabf5 updated their site.
4 weeks ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

IT'S THE BIG UPDATE!!!!!!! Check out "Main Works" when you can, and make sure your audio is working too :)

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oscarspage's avatar oscarspage 4 weeks ago

f5 gang we eating good today...

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figurea's avatar figurea 4 weeks ago

tabf5 lore

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 4 weeks ago

THIS IS SO DAMNN SICK!!!!! HOLYY

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ladyinbed's avatar ladyinbed 4 weeks ago

you nailed this one!! soo impressive :O

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jaryq's avatar jaryq 4 weeks ago

Wow, I was waiting for an update, but I didn't expect THIS at all! This is amazing maan

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rusty-bytes's avatar rusty-bytes 4 weeks ago

I'm obsessed with this- Go Randall go!!!!!!!

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hippiejesus's avatar hippiejesus 4 weeks ago

dude, randall absolutely slurped that monster down fast af. I really enjoyed the ambience of each of the scenes!

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strawberry-transneu's avatar strawberry-transneu 4 weeks ago

tabf5, this is LOVELY! I love it, how peaceful it is— were you the one doing the narration? Its so nice! I feel like this is THE way websites should be used. I love interactive stories (obviously as one who has one) and this is such a delight. Was worth waiting for this whole time 🩷

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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 4 weeks ago

celeste but with randall

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dudalog's avatar dudalog 4 weeks ago

looks like the homepage has a lore now. that's so nice! the contemporary references are the cherry on top

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music-by-margaruine's avatar music-by-margaruine 4 weeks ago

randall having a very human hand caught me off-guard. i expected something like a sock puppet for a hand lmao

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garfriend's avatar garfriend 4 weeks ago

MAJOR WIN FOR THE TAB FANS

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 4 weeks ago

I LOVE STORYTIME!!!

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shittymeat999's avatar shittymeat999 4 weeks ago

What was this made in btw?? Is this twine?

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wiredphantom's avatar wiredphantom 4 weeks ago

Love this story

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plastigon's avatar plastigon 4 weeks ago

Really cool to finally get to see what this was! I really like the story book vibe this has, and the DVD cases turned our great, too!

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 4 weeks ago

randall you're supposed to put wired headphones under your shirt so they don't get caught on things while you walk

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lentil-brainworld's avatar lentil-brainworld 4 weeks ago

'BIG UPDATE!!!!!!!' is right, this is incredible! you blow me away with everything new you add to your site, this the most. all your hard work was definitely worth it, not just the wonderful story and art but getting it all to function too!! :]]

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 4 weeks ago

This is very very charming. I demand more

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 4 weeks ago

Oh shit, this really is a big addition lol

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

THANK YOU EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to do more!!!!

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mr-pibbs-site's avatar mr-pibbs-site 4 weeks ago

so awesome. i like this narrated picture book style with sound effects for emphasis, it's fun

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 weeks ago

@strawberry-transneu Yes that narration is me! ------------ @shittymeat999 All in vanilla JS that I wrote! It was kinda torture lmao but worth it. I probably could've just used Twine though ------------ @kockatriceking I HAD NO IDEA. FUCK

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snowdropanimations's avatar snowdropanimations 4 weeks ago

I love the story!

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spacefungus's avatar spacefungus 4 weeks ago

heck yeah so cool

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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 4 weeks ago

This was so good!! I've felt like that before many times, Randall...

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skigothy's avatar skigothy 4 weeks ago

amazing!!!! it reminds me of these interactive books made in flash i read as a little kid: https://www.starfall.com/h/ltr-lv-o/robot-mr-mole/?sn=ltr-classic

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vermi1ion's avatar vermi1ion 4 weeks ago

tell Randall I love him <3

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peetledoodle's avatar peetledoodle 4 weeks ago

How beautifully made and implemented!! this is very inspiring, I loved it

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elwind-cervus's avatar elwind-cervus 4 weeks ago

This is so creatively inspired!! I love that we now know why Randall is sat atop Rubicon on your main site page!! What a wonderful update, you did a phenomenal job!

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Thank you for 150k views, the all-nighter has been worth it. Please stand by for another hour or so!
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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 4 weeks ago

Youre quite welcome, boet!

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