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tabf5 updated their site.
8 hours ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 8 hours ago

WOO! I did it, I answered all 100 Webmaster questions! Check it out at the semi-secret /100q page. Also updated some sticker counts and added some buttons, and there's a new user tabling too

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 8 hours ago

(you're probably gonna have to refresh on that new page so the CSS can catch up)

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 8 hours ago

ten billion divs gang unite

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kockatriceking's avatar kockatriceking 8 hours ago

oh your music taste is goated shout out aeroplane

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pocketdollhouse's avatar pocketdollhouse 4 hours ago

Answer 33 is so real, trying to force your art to algorithm standards is hell, I'm happy for the people who can make it work for them but I'm also happy that we have an alternative to just post whatever we want whenever we want.

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 4 hours ago

On #18, did someone actually ask you that? lol

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bevweb's avatar bevweb 2 hours ago

question 12.... tabf5 you forgot to close the span element...

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oopsiedoodle's avatar oopsiedoodle 2 hours ago

fun, i enjoyed reading this.

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 hour ago

eyyyyy iglooghost

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 hour ago

I cant wait to read what other people put in for this!! Allso @barracudachan that was one of the prewritten questions. Someone already wrote these 100 questions a good while ago and I'm just answering em

sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 hour ago

its funny bc ive filled out the 100 qs a couple of times but given up. maybe third time might be the charm

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i don't beleve i've met another wii person haha. Screw Xbox 360, the wii deserves to be in the hall of fame XD
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 hour ago

I'm almost tempted to put in a Wiimote itself since I still play the Wii sometimes, I just emulate one on my computer and connect a Wiimote to jt

Currently trashing my sleep schedule answering the 100 Webmaster Questions. This shit is too fun man https://mouseling.net/100webmaster.txt
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 22 hours ago

Okay I gotta finish this tomorrow there's so many

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altalenae's avatar altalenae 14 hours ago

ohh i want to do this too someday...

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knoxstation's avatar knoxstation 11 hours ago

oh im fr doing this

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amaxivermis's avatar amaxivermis 10 hours ago

I want to make one too, it's just there's a lot to answer lol

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underwhite's avatar underwhite 10 hours ago

yo this is so cool! thank you twin ✊🫰🥹🤟👇 (I have four hands btw)

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 9 hours ago

It took me like 7 hours BUT I DID IT!!! Posting shortly

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lol idea for the next entry for the tech hall of fame. Xbox 360. tell me i'm wrong
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 day ago

I would if I grew up on it! I was a Wii guy though

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 23 hours ago

@tabf5 SAME! The Wii was definitely their best console

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Yo Dan! @predawka emailed me a fix for the viewcount tutorial, I can't find your email to forward it to you though. I'm just gonna dump it here if that's chill with you: https://pastebin.com/raw/dw7s2Th3 (Bonus tip: when I got to the screen where I create an application or "worker," I had to pick the Hello World template and then find the button to edit the code to find a place to paste this script in)
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oaaky's avatar oaaky 2 days ago

thanks for sharing this!

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 2 days ago

this is my first time seeing a script on how to access the api. i assume fetching sitedata from the api using a simple fetch() function in a script on your website is blocked by neocities? cause it be a hell of a lot easier to just do that

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predawka's avatar predawka 1 day ago

@brachypelmide yes, since 2024 neocities blocks any fetch calls for new free accounts. @dann's tutorial mentions this, @dabric has made an article detailing how the neocities csp works: https://content-security-policy.yorniq.xyz/

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v0idspace's avatar v0idspace 1 day ago

How can i use this in order to make my "last updated xx.xx.xx" widget work again? Because afaik it uses the same method here.

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predawka's avatar predawka 1 day ago

@v0idspace it's the same data fields you're formatting, only the proxy through which you get that data changes, so the last updated field will still work - i have it too

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 day ago

@predawka ah damn that sucks. i assume that was probably done to reduce load @v0idspace i THINK you should just be able to fetch the worker URL and get a working infoset from that (psuedocode, i suck at async: https://pastebin.com/raw/vHsrwMGi)

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v0idspace's avatar v0idspace 1 day ago

Thank you! I dont know if im gonna go trough with this because i dont wanna make another account for something, but i will keep it in mind!

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dann's avatar dann 1 day ago

Thanks for this. I need to brush up on Cloudflare, workers, and all the things I've missed by living in the past. At a glance, it appears to be doing the same thing that the weirdscifi proxy was doing--mainly handling the API call on the server side where Cross Origin isn't an issue, and then making it public again without the restriction.

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dann's avatar dann 1 day ago

It would be cool is the site name could be passed as a variable, but I'm not sure if that's possible. I'd just host it myself on my PHP server, but godaddy has me in this grandfathered plan where I get unlimited domains and space, but none of the modern stuff like SSL, which neocities won't touch unless implemented.

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dann's avatar dann 1 day ago

I might see if I can still use cloudflare on one of my sites to get HTTPS active, then I won't be relying on others.

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tabf5 updated their site.
2 days ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 days ago

I'm gonna have to start manually updating my current viewcount on /stuff every day now lmao. Also new user tabling!! And some buttons on the button wall

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 2 days ago

Nevermind! @predawka found a fix that I'm gonna put in. Nice

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 day ago

Fuck it, I'm also renaming "Main Works" to "Main Stories." Time to update every single page

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bevweb's avatar bevweb 1 day ago

nothing like the grind of making a change to your naming scheme and editing a dozen affected pages. though for your purposes would it be simpler to make the navbar an iframe? assuming thats what has to be edited on every page

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 day ago

I guess, I might do that if I have to update the navbar again. For now I think I'm good for a while

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Okay I do have to give props to car-based infrastructure for one thing: driving alone at night in a thunderstorm with your music playing on the speakers does fucking rock
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chilblands's avatar chilblands 3 days ago

and car karaoke bangs

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diremptiness's avatar diremptiness 2 days ago

There are truly some songs that just WORK while driving as opposed to anywhere else. I'm not that big a fan of Smashing Pumpkins, but 1979 starts playing when you're feeling introspective on the highway and the sun is setting... it just hits.

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ninevolt's avatar ninevolt 2 days ago

i loooove giving my car rides (and life) a soundtrack

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420 followers... whens the weed tabling appearing
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 days ago

the tabling-shaped weed gummy that paralyzes you for 11 hours (now available)

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killing-machine's avatar killing-machine 3 days ago

5 million pound weed-tabling

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tabf5 updated their site.
3 days ago
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 3 days ago

and that's another tabling on the /100 page!

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 3 days ago

I named my Tabling Neo

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dragonaero's avatar dragonaero 3 days ago

My Tabling is so silly bro I love him so much Thanks for making him!

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sonic2k's avatar sonic2k 3 days ago

The free sticker is like a QSL card in ham radio. That is most impressive. Well done to you! This is why I love Neocities... my kind of people.

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For anyone reading this, this guy has the coolest photos of Poland. Go to page 7 of the Gallery and you'll see why
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tabf5's avatar tabf5 4 days ago

Page 5 also has bangers

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 3 days ago

Oh wow. I did not know you meant liminal photos of Poland. Well done

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 3 days ago

Thank you :) (again!!!)

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