the good news of all this slideshow business is that it's taught me a lot about computers that i didn't know before! a friend recommended libreoffice to me and it's working like a charm. maybe i'll use my proton email as my "official" point of contact. i'm also figuring out comparisons between file formats and apparently .webps don't suck as much as i thought they did—they're very efficient!
with every skill i develop i'm telling another big corporation that i don't need them.
and not only do i not need them but as a matter of fact i'm better in every conceivable way.