the spider den

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skin literally melting off in this sun--what do you mean it's still spring
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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 month ago

sike! solstice today, it's Big Summer now

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

ah crAP RIGHT! OH NO! THAT MEANS THAT DAYS WILL NOW GET SHORTER! GAAAH

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 month ago

partially thank actual fuck lowkey because the 4am sunrises sometimes wake my ass up an hour before my 6:40am alarm on workdays even with my blackout curtains drawn to my best ability............

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

ah fair. i adapted to sleeping in light and even started enjoying it. full moons are the best, but most people i know absolutely hate them.

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 month ago

i do heavily enjoy the 4am sunrises 10pm sunsets aside from that tbh, and theres Nothing like a good summer (barely)night walk - but actual midnight sun would genuinely FRY me

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im back in dial-up age motherfuckers my shitty fucking piece of ass router struggles to download a single webpage because i live in the middle of nowhere and this router sucks ARSE anyway do you guys ever sneeze so hard while holding your nose shut that the pressure instantly vaporizes the water in your nose and it flies out as steam. call me the steam locomotive the way i
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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

pleasee don't sneeze like that it's quite unhealthy and can even be dangerous... Also I'm sorry to hear about your internet it really sucksss :(( Wish I could hand you an rj45

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

im fine because i vent the pressure out via my mouth (not sanitary at all). and an rj45 won't fix that i need some of that fiber optic here

bluechinchompa's avatar bluechinchompa 1 month ago

I heard oats have fiber in it can that help?

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it is very tempting to buy a GPNVG-18 panoramic night vision goggles replica but my wallet is already strained enough
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

please god let me find an abandoned suitcase full of cash in a random trash can

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bluechinchompa's avatar bluechinchompa 1 month ago

left one outside good luck

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brachypelmide updated their site.
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we should push for usb-c ports on phones to be user-servicable. they have a max lifetime of like 4 years before they become so worn that charging becomes a fever dream and replacing them is impossible without specialised equipment. wireless charging is a fake solution to this problem and it only cements the anti-user stance of phone manufacturers.
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

can you tell my usb port wore itself out recently

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

yeah lmao. I think this is getting enforced in new devices via the EU though. even my new laptop I bought this year lets me replace my USB ports, and look who made it: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/MacBook+Neo+USB+Ports+Replacement/211011

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

Yup lack of repairibility sucks hard. Lack of parts, documentation and a lot of integration makes it a nightmare to repair even the most basic and simple things

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SYSTEM UPDATE {Taking a break} - HARD REFRESH AND CHECK BOOT LOG (scroll down on index page)
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brachypelmide updated their site.
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

the trepang2 review is slowly becoming my own silksong

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

u really need someone to take pics of u! (wink wink)

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dude what do you mean i have 12 tests in the next 2 weeks
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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tabf5's avatar tabf5 1 month ago

this is a certified Uni Moment

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barracudachan's avatar barracudachan 1 month ago

See, this is why i didn't go to uni lol

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remember that log entry about the university rant? yeah i passed that test. 75% of the year failed it. i am the bug man. you cannot kill me. (i passed only because i got lucky and got an easy set to ID)
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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

saperda carcharias is really cute you should look it up

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

oh or chalcophora mariana. that one is a cutie as well

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

omg these guys are really cute :3

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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

Oh also congrats on passing the test!!!! You are a bug king! And a tree king!!

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bluechinchompa's avatar bluechinchompa 1 month ago

cannot kill you? just wait until I get a bird...

brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

birds love me fish hate me 1,982,921,001 deaths world is a fuck

no firefox i do not want to keep tabs on the world cup. i'm fucking lobotomizing you *sound of a mechanical drill starting up*
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nexos-den's avatar nexos-den 1 month ago

I need some explanation

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brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

firefox forces a world cup widget on you, especially on mobile. today it hit my pc so i hit it back in self-defense and now its gone. on mobile im safe because i use ironfox

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sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 month ago

where does it even put the widget. i have auto updates off on both mobile and desktop. i seem to be immune for now

brachypelmide's avatar brachypelmide 1 month ago

it appeared randomly on the new tab screen. you can easily turn it off on desktop

sneekrealm's avatar sneekrealm 1 month ago

oh ya lol my new-tab is literally about:blank as fuck, and i have it on a blank page on newtab on mobile too - theres hopes of me being immune to this

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