talking about british politics to people who don't have monarchies gets so stupid because you have to be like "yeah so theres the house of commons and the house of lords and they decide laws. lords, yeah. they're all nobility, as the name implies. no we dont vote for them. up until this year most of them inherited their positions from their ancestors. yeah we're ruled by nobles" without sounding like game of thrones
anyway im only talking about this because Farage resigned from parliament because of Big Scandals and now Count Binface is the only runner for the Clacton by-election as everyone else is boycotting. which leaves the hilarious image of Serious Political News reporters having to interview The Talking Trash Can From Outer Space 100% seriously. theres also a guy in a fox fursuit. personally i'm all in on Count Binface!
yeah man he's real! big fan of his policies which include making bicycle users who are assholes use unicycles instead, people who use speakerphones on public transport being conscripted, and putting the alleged HS2 railway through rail exec's houses.
anyway im only talking about this because Farage resigned from parliament because of Big Scandals and now Count Binface is the only runner for the Clacton by-election as everyone else is boycotting. which leaves the hilarious image of Serious Political News reporters having to interview The Talking Trash Can From Outer Space 100% seriously. theres also a guy in a fox fursuit. personally i'm all in on Count Binface!
have-you-lot-invented-fire-yet type government 😭 anyway go count binface!
wait count binface is actually real what the fuck
yeah man he's real! big fan of his policies which include making bicycle users who are assholes use unicycles instead, people who use speakerphones on public transport being conscripted, and putting the alleged HS2 railway through rail exec's houses.
holy based, go count binface