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brachypelmide

9 hours ago

it is very tempting to buy a GPNVG-18 panoramic night vision goggles replica but my wallet is already strained enough

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brachypelmide 9 hours ago

please god let me find an abandoned suitcase full of cash in a random trash can

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brachypelmide updated their site.

9 hours ago

cluster

index

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dollskinsurreal updated their site.

10 hours ago

home

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brachypelmide

1 day ago

we should push for usb-c ports on phones to be user-servicable. they have a max lifetime of like 4 years before they become so worn that charging becomes a fever dream and replacing them is impossible without specialised equipment. wireless charging is a fake solution to this problem and it only cements the anti-user stance of phone manufacturers.

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brachypelmide 1 day ago

can you tell my usb port wore itself out recently

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tabf5 1 day ago

yeah lmao. I think this is getting enforced in new devices via the EU though. even my new laptop I bought this year lets me replace my USB ports, and look who made it: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/MacBook+Neo+USB+Ports+Replacement/211011

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nexos-den 1 day ago

Yup lack of repairibility sucks hard. Lack of parts, documentation and a lot of integration makes it a nightmare to repair even the most basic and simple things

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nersirdi

2 days ago

finally figured out how to do useragent stuff so thats cool

brachypelmide

2 days ago

SYSTEM UPDATE {Taking a break} - HARD REFRESH AND CHECK BOOT LOG (scroll down on index page)

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brachypelmide updated their site.

2 days ago

index

blog

about

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brachypelmide 2 days ago

the trepang2 review is slowly becoming my own silksong

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nexos-den 2 days ago

u really need someone to take pics of u! (wink wink)

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brachypelmide

3 days ago

dude what do you mean i have 12 tests in the next 2 weeks

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brachypelmide 3 days ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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tabf5 3 days ago

this is a certified Uni Moment

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barracudachan 3 days ago

See, this is why i didn't go to uni lol

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sneakyscarab updated their site.

3 days ago

ocs/fuzzleplush/pics

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nersirdi

5 days ago

I updated the description thing at the very bottom of the posts. still not too thrilled at not being able to pin a post, or be able to add a site bio. You know what I'm also not thrilled with? People who piss on the floor, actually scratch that. Just things at all that piss on the floor despite having a designated pissing area. You know who you are. Stay safe, don't eat things you can't physically consume

nersirdi

5 days ago

- fixed the blue letters puzzle thing (you can barely call it a puzzle) on the home page being not possible (prequel not being accessible)

brachypelmide

5 days ago

remember that log entry about the university rant? yeah i passed that test. 75% of the year failed it. i am the bug man. you cannot kill me. (i passed only because i got lucky and got an easy set to ID)

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brachypelmide 5 days ago

saperda carcharias is really cute you should look it up

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brachypelmide 5 days ago

oh or chalcophora mariana. that one is a cutie as well

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nexos-den 5 days ago

omg these guys are really cute :3

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nexos-den 4 days ago

Oh also congrats on passing the test!!!! You are a bug king! And a tree king!!

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bluechinchompa 4 days ago

cannot kill you? just wait until I get a bird...

brachypelmide 3 days ago

birds love me fish hate me 1,982,921,001 deaths world is a fuck

trollbeetle asterhalloween

5 days ago

hi min bror can i take a nap on your website im so sleepy.

brachypelmide

5 days ago

no firefox i do not want to keep tabs on the world cup. i'm fucking lobotomizing you *sound of a mechanical drill starting up*

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nexos-den 5 days ago

I need some explanation

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brachypelmide 5 days ago

firefox forces a world cup widget on you, especially on mobile. today it hit my pc so i hit it back in self-defense and now its gone. on mobile im safe because i use ironfox

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sneekrealm 5 days ago

where does it even put the widget. i have auto updates off on both mobile and desktop. i seem to be immune for now

brachypelmide 5 days ago

it appeared randomly on the new tab screen. you can easily turn it off on desktop

sneekrealm 5 days ago

oh ya lol my new-tab is literally about:blank as fuck, and i have it on a blank page on newtab on mobile too - theres hopes of me being immune to this

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brachypelmide

6 days ago

so much of your day is taken up by things like eating drinking taking a shit or sleeping just turn me into a robot already im tired of this mortal coil

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pirahxcx 6 days ago

and we are never done with any, have to do it all again everyday

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barndoors 6 days ago

i like to introduce adventure into my life by eating foods im allergic to

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brachypelmide 6 days ago

i admire that. i would just die if i did that

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xyllria 6 days ago

i adore the mortal coil!

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kockatriceking 6 days ago

i also adore the mortal coil! you have to love the little things like eating and drinking and sleeping to start liking life as a whole. after all, life is only a day

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brachypelmide 6 days ago

oh i mean yeah those are all fun and all but im at this point in my mortal coil's exploitation period where i have too much to do and too littie time to do it.

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nersirdi

1 week ago

home page title decrypted actually leads somewhere now. i dont know if i should be fully saying that but i dunno any other method to discreetly mention the page, dont be mad at me guys

dollskinsurreal updated their site.

1 week ago

microblog

nersirdi

1 week ago

oh hey, i hit 5k. That's really cool. That also means the public combat system demo is over, you can still access it if you have the link saved somewhere. If you are frustrated due to temporary blindness upon gazing into a mirror, do not contact me because I would not know what to do to help you.

brachypelmide dru1dsden

1 week ago

46 on click target with a touchpad. followed back!

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dru1dsden 6 days ago

thank you so much :) I appreciate it. I really loved your site too - the aesthetic and design alone is amazing

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 week ago

logs

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

big rant on university

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ichomancer 1 week ago

Entomology is an elite thing to study. Great rant

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brachypelmide 1 week ago

yeah and its something that if arranged properly wouldve been a genuinely great (if hard) subject. instead the field of entomology got tainted forever for everyone on the year

nexos-den 1 week ago

Well sounds like our good* old incompetent polish education system

bluechinchompa 6 days ago

Do you use a git forge to sync changes or were you not able to do a git clone at uni?

brachypelmide 5 days ago

i don't use git for neocities. i am planning to do it but i need to set up my raspberry pi as a CI runner (i use codeberg) and i can't be arsed

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