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1 month ago

no autopost 4 me cause i used it up on the index page update. catbox sucks as a media host. new log. check logs. dope mp5 reload

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

screenjesus successfully fooled once again but now my avatar is fucking offset FUCK

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

fixed. i wonder when screenjesus will notice

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

now

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xyllria 1 month ago

Environmental storytelling?

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

at its finest

nexos-den 1 month ago

I still cant get over how this fucking bot is named XD

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

codeberg made me remember how much i fucking hate SSH. you need a STEM degree to be able to use that dogshit. the day my vscodium installs get randomly wiped and i lose my ssh keys to my airsoft site is the day i hang myself

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

i am usually a collected and calm person until i have to use SSH

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tabf5 1 month ago

agreed that SSH is a pain in the ass. I use the built-in login method for GitHub just to save myself the headache

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nexos-den 1 month ago

Ive never had to use ssh what's so bad about it? XD Ah also I assume that you use that thingy where you push changes to github and your site updates? How do I set that up XD

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nexos-den 1 month ago

ps. BACKUP THE DAMN KEYS SPIDER

brachypelmide win1999

1 month ago

your site is what my puny site console aspires to be some day

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

HALF LIFE?!?!?!

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win1999 1 month ago

And some other games too! I've been re-playing through Beneath a Steel Sky :)

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

oh man FUUUUUUCK 2020 was 18 years ago....

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win1999 1 month ago

come on now

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win1999 1 month ago

We're closer to 2050 than we are to 2000. Now theres one that hits.

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

https://file.garden/aYeykHscQ03QvS3m/FUUUUUUUCK.png

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benny1548132 1 month ago

its 2026....

nexos-den 1 month ago

Wow and I thought I was terrible at math...

ladyinbed 1 month ago

this got me grabbing my calculator

brachypelmide

1 month ago

another post because i just inserted 17 new images into the gallery. also more images of the day. anything to not work on the ffmpeg shit😭 or the trepang2 review😭

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nexos-den 1 month ago

New vest? :O

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

aye! now i can actually carry something with me

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ladyinbed 1 month ago

u looked so sharp in full tactical gear, far from the silly spider nexo described in his blog xD

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

@ladyinbed https://file.garden/aYeykHscQ03QvS3m/gravyseals.gif

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

neocities autoposts being allowed to appear only every 24hrs is a big bummer, so here's me announcing that i put out a new log

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

it's a big one

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nexos-den 1 month ago

I REALLY like how it's done on nekoweb. Posts there just use rss to provide content that you can just control 100%. Also posts can be customized with css. Cool af

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nexos-den 1 month ago

okay I'm with you leave the fucking trees alone

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

switched my e-mail provider to posteo! if you have my address saved anywhere for some reason, make sure to update it because my proton inbox will self destruct around may or so

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

just doing anything at this point to not work on the ffmpeg command generator

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

also do a hard refresh on the index page cause i put out a script update that knowing life will not break through the cache

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tabf5 1 month ago

you're making an ffmpeg command generator? well shit i'd love one of those. also i usually bust my caches by renaming the .js and then updating the .html to match every single time (it sucks!)

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nexos-den 1 month ago

(it's at least the 3rd time he's doing it lmaoooooo)

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

@tabf5 i cache bust by updating the query parameter on the script src but the effectiveness of that is shaky at times

brachypelmide

1 month ago

40k! i will do absolutely nothing to celebrate this

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nexos-den 1 month ago

gimme the root!!!!!!!!

brachypelmide 1 month ago

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nexos-den 1 month ago

please :]

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3maqi 1 month ago

same, i also got 40k and will do nothing to celebrate

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

guys please tell me someone found the console on my site

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nexos-den 1 month ago

What console??? The one on the main menu doesn't do anything.....

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kockatriceking 1 month ago

u may have hid that too well... i didnt know you'd made it yet

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binomech 1 month ago

The one below?

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

goodness gracious i need to make the settings more pronounced because this is making me actually speechless😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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nexos-den 1 month ago

AYYYYYYYYY THAT WHAT YOU MENT I GET IT NOW AAAA

shittymeat999 1 month ago

I did.., but I didnt type in eet

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kockatriceking 1 month ago

ohhh,that! ive noticed a lot of people have those on their sites now, i don't really understand what its for? but i guess its cool

brachypelmide updated their site.

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

divinicide that was a lightning-fast like wtf

divinicide 1 month ago

I am always watching.

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

i still have to finish the black pages honestly wait I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU?-- fixed

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nexos-den 1 month ago

bro is hitting that "F5" reallllyyy fast

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

update on ai.robots.txt: the file (https://github.com/ai-robots-txt/ai.robots.txt/blob/main/robots.txt) now contains 139 crawlers as opposed to the 129 back in december of 2025, and 37 back in february 2025. not a big difference but still worth updating your site's robots.txt file whenever you get the chance.

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nexos-den 1 month ago

Thanks king! 🫡

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tabf5 1 month ago

Oh shit, I completely forgot to make one of these. Can I use that template as-is, or should I add more stuff too?

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

you can copy it as is and it will work just fine. the file basically lists out all ai-bot user agents, and the "Disallow: /" basically says "instruct those user-agents to not browse root (a.k.a. the entire site)"

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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tabf5 1 month ago

I've heard good things about mailbox.org too

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

mailbox looks decent too, but my for my use-cases, posteo has straight up god-tier level pricing. i don' need any of that fancy cloud drive CRAP, I DON' NEED A CALENDAR <- old man yells at dirt

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hadync 1 month ago

i personally use tuta, since they're a european company held to EU consumer privacy standards. pricing's not bad either

nexos-den brachypelmide

1 month ago

69

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tabf5 1 month ago

Dammit I missed 67

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

used to be 70 but i fell off

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brachypelmide

1 month ago

morbid nodemap update - read update log for more info

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brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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nexos-den 1 month ago

"intention of them being full of like my little gay thoughts" 👀👀👀👀👀

brachypelmide updated their site.

1 month ago

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brachypelmide 1 month ago

added tiny note about the now-decoded mystery symbol

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notesfromearth 1 month ago

this is so fun to read about

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kockatriceking 1 month ago

aw youre fucking joking i was squinting at it going "is that khmer? nooo.... it cant be." and it fucking was. hell yeah

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