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teenagegirlboy updated their site.

2 months ago

iott

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teenagegirlboy

2 months ago

so close.. to 100

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teenagegirlboy hello-slitty

2 months ago

ykw hell yeah

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

https://file.garden/aYeykHscQ03QvS3m/FUUUUUUUCK.png

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nexos-den 2 months ago

that's me too right now

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scary-grandma

2 months ago

SCARY GRANDMA WILL BE NICE GRANDMA TODAY

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

FALSITY!

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kanandraw 2 months ago

COOL GRANDMA

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blankbarrel 2 months ago

UTTERLY UNREPAIRABLE. THE ART OF GRANDMA WILL BE LOST FOREVER

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dollskinsurreal updated their site.

2 months ago

microblog

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

if embarrassment could be transformed into light i'd be a goddamn lighthouse

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sneekrealm 2 months ago

would *probably* take this over my latest crush having seen what i'd previously written about my feelings for them on my site tbf

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sneekrealm 2 months ago

(hell, would Most Likely, rather an adrenaline rush than belated platonic-heartbreak...) (also hello im here via tabf5 ahahah ill have to tap in on the site but not now cos bedtime)

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

ok yeah fair i'd rather fake my death too LMAO

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sneekrealm 2 months ago

(i'd directly admitted my feelings!!! yet they did Not realize the full magnitude til seeing all that.) it's fine i'm weird-surviving this and happy you're Not Dead ahahahh

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brachypelmide updated their site.

2 months ago

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

"adrenaline-fueled damage control" was not in my evening checklist

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nexos-den 2 months ago

liar. you said kurwa instead of fuck. But yeah you can count me into heart attacks

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blankbarrel 2 months ago

Y'know I'm just glad you're doing better after that era and that you're still kicking...,, Keep on updating buddy,,,

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kockatriceking 2 months ago

u better stay alive for a long while yet or i'm pulling a séance and dragging you back just to be annoying as possible. anyway, go sleep now, drink some water and shit

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shittymeat999 2 months ago

PLS STAY ALIVE SO I DONT HAVE TO TATTOO UR EVIL EMAIL ONTO MY BODY!! Please take care of yourself now from that insane adrenaline rush!! (also ngl im wondering how you found *my site* in da first place lmao. that evil email was sent in February..,)

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shittymeat999 brachypelmide

2 months ago

kinda fucked up this is how I found this out just now but: YOOU!! YOU SENT ME THE EVIL ASS EMAIL, IT WAS YOOU!! I just saw the screencap from tabf5 and matched the email address to yours!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!! I have yet to watch that video because I wasnt sure if the mp4 file was gonna be a secret virus or smthn, but now i shall take a look!! (happy to see ur alive!!)

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shittymeat999 2 months ago

THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY SDKJHFSD thjank u., considering that to be my next video otw if thats ok!!

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING HOLY SHIT

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brachypelmide 2 months ago

also yes that's more than ok LOL the adrenaline just wore off

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

ok so i can add "caused heart palpitations in 20+ people at once" to my resume

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brachypelmide

2 months ago

HI HI HI HI HI IM ALIVE

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garfriend 2 months ago

!!! :)))

brachypelmide 2 months ago

OK SO

brachypelmide 2 months ago

FUCK THIS IS EMBARRASSING

brachypelmide 2 months ago

that message was not an early april fools joke and was a genuine dead man's switch i set up because of the reasons i pointed out in said message. thing is i uhhhh KINDA FORGOT TO RE-ARM THE SWITCH LMAO

brachypelmide 2 months ago

I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE I AM ALIVE AND WELL

blankbarrel 2 months ago

DUDE

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blankbarrel 2 months ago

I legit thought it just HAD to be an early april fools so I was just going to stay silent on the matter until april 2nd. But it's a real switch because of course it is. Well. I'm. VERY. glad you're alive

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kockatriceking 2 months ago

DUDE

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internest updated their site.

2 months ago

index

dollskinsurreal updated their site.

2 months ago

rapidresponse

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nersirdi

2 months ago

bro I searched up nersirdi on Google search trends and I was like holy shit I'm famous oh my god and then I realised I put the letter n instead of nersirdi accidently and I saw it go from like thousands to zero

hyphen-lost updated their site.

2 months ago