Last Jan. 14, 2025!

Welcome to Sara and Lily's Wedding Website!!!!!

In light of many major corporations' recent capitulations to the Trump regime's censorial whims, we are proud to declare the following about saralilywedding.yorniq.xyz:

Want a "Treat"? Listen to the Wedding March below!

F.A.Q.s

• Who is getting married?
• Sara and Lily, of course!
• What is married?
• Your pastor will be able to assist you with this question.
• Why are Lily and Sara getting married?
• They love each other very much.
• How many gifts is it customary to buy for a same sex wedding?
• Two per guest (three if bringing a plus-one).
• Can I marry Lily or Sara?
• No. They are marrying each other, as is customary in weddings.

"Do's and Don'ts"

• Do! Wear clothes
• Don't! Insult brides' odor
• Do! Pay your taxes on time each year so you are not prosecuted for tax fraud during the wedding
• Don't! Ask "why is this wedding not about me". Get married yourself or can it, bub!
• Do! "Bust a Move" on the dance floor to our groovey top 40 hits!
• Don't! Spill your drink! "Party foul!!"
• Do! Get in a big fight at dinner with your college ex, for the brides' entertainment

Registry

...is coming soon! You just hold tight there, sugar bean :)

TASTY!!!!!!!!!