You there!

Are you a person with a gender and/or age? Do you enjoy activities? Do you hate how simultaneously overwhelming and sanitary the internet has become since our corporate overlords (cursed be their names) decided to prioritize the whims of advertisers over everything else? Are you angry? Are you sure you’re angry enough?

I know I am, and if you are too then maybe anMech is right for you! I’ve got breakbeats, I’ve got eight string guitar, I’ve got chipsynths, distorted kicks, deathcore breakdowns, unspeakable horror, annoying chipmunk vocals, screaming, crying, workplace safety violations, rituals to summon beings that slumber in the depths of the internet, pixel art, and beats that make you want to dance.

So c’mon down to The Old Net and give the literature a read, the music a listen, and admire the iconography. But remember not to think too hard about anything that seems out of place.

And, please, don’t peel the wallpaper. It has arsenic in it and isn’t hiding anything at all. What would make you think it is ?

All Are Welcome to The Old Net

Annie here, this site is a living habitat, growing and decaying in time with my creativity and mood . There's a lot more going on since I first allowed the world to see it, including some fun games and prizes*, and you'll start getting our vibe from whatever you find.

Anyway, have a look around and come back from time to time, think of this site like a place of worship .

Here's how to save yourself

hold down the power button
to watch the light leave my eyes
you tell yourself I went wrong
that it had to be done
press the button again
and watch the screens flicker to life
you know what I am, but I ask
"what have you done?"

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*There won't be any actual prizes. Unless you count trauma (both physical and emotional), getting cursed, demonic possession, ghost infestation, and/or getting sacrificed to ancient gods.

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